Coincedependence Day

Today's post is dedicated to those codependent people out there who coincidentally happen to be featured in the horrifically bad pun that is my chosen title for the day. Truth be told, we all have our various vices and asundry supports. There is always something that someone cannot live without, and I don't just mean water. Something that would alter the very fiber of your being so much that even the water I just spoke of would sublimate straight to vapor. (Oooh...big words...and misused at that!) So here's a little light-hearted affair to shed much-needed light on our mixed-up, muddled-up, muggled-up, made-up world of the things that we think we know we just have to have and the idiots out there who fail to recognize our brilliance.


Mary had a little lamb.
Or did the little lamb have Mary?

The lamb was sure to go everywhere that Mary went. (How cute.)
But make it a bear....and then it's scary.

The thing in life that we cannot truly live without,
is the very thing you make it.

But look upon another's choices,
and we can hardly stand to take it.

Coffee? Sportscenter? A sale at Neimann Marcus?
Greeting the morning sun and spells?
There was a road to Damascus?

The big account, the deal just closed, the script that's finally read.
Decorating shows, motorcycle builds, and books just before bed.

Cats or dogs, fish or birds, or pets be damned I say!
Kids are my life, I love my wife, or single to my dying day...

We laugh and judge the lambs and Marys
that exist outside our world.

The simple fact of life is that we all have parts of both.
Mutton is as mutton does, as long as you're the shepherd.